What 2 send & What not 2 send?...What to talk & what not to talk?.....

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 Sexy gal asked : Do u prefer Legs or Breasts?

Guy                  : I would prefer a .....................    (Let your mind wander)

They beat him and threw him out...Apparently, it is not an answer to be given at KFC......"

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Right from the moment i got this sms, i was busy forwarding this to all my friends.Everyone would have enjoyed the wit and some of them replied with even more funny sms.
The response was quite high that i even thought 2 forward it to some of my lady friends.Some of them would have laughed along with me, but there was a chance for me to be treated like the above mentioned customer.
Poor guy - What he said might have been an honest truth, but appropriate answers at inappropriate time will really put u in trouble...

I spend an average of 4000 sms every month, to stay in touch with my friends. sms chats r more convenient to hang up, run events in parallel, and more economical when compared to calls.
Every night ends with a "GUD NITE" & every day begins with a "gud morning" from a friend of mine. She is also careful to add suitable tags like " Choco dreams, honey dreams, Sweet dreams....and so on".
So i ve been suffering this girlish sms for over a long period of time. I used to reply for her wishes and ultimately i had to add the message "Gud nite...Swt drmzz.." to my template for time saving.
One day i thought to experiment with a boyish sms. Of course a non veg joke. Reaction was spontaneous, and -ve. Rather than enjoying the humor behind the sms, she was busy scolding me for sending nonsense.Like u call right man for the right job as a JOB FIT MAN,  i think i should have sent it to a JOKE FIT MAN.

The joke i sent was perfect, irrespective of boys and girls.
So here comes my question - What is ur FIRST response? Enjoying the joke, or discouraging those guys for fear of more such stuffs? R u really afraid of we guys? 
If u enjoy them, y should u behave so indifferent? All girls who read this should post a comment, as i would like to know the attitudes sincerely......


Lets leave it for an instance.
Troubles are always  on your tongue tip. Who said these gr8 words?....Me myself...
It took a while for me to be in company with one of my friend from delhi. We used to make fun of each other, exchange smiles when v see each other and i enjoyed talking with her.
Even though i love journeys, i haven't had a chance to visit Delhi. From books and movies, i got a picture that Delhi was highly modernized; in thought, attitude and outlook.
I couldn't imagine majority of girls in Delhi wearing traditional salwars, sarees etc. Even if they wore such costumes, they would have altered it in a modern way. Hope i am correct.
So with jeans and top, most of the girls would be blasting their life to the peak of pleasure. Also, the number of ladies consuming alcohol will be much higher than that found in Kerala.

One day ,bunking boring classes, I went to a toddy shop with my friends. It was an awesome experience. We had some delicious recipes. Next day in class, my Dilli friend was sitting next to my bench, and started teasing for some reason.
Of course i tried every possible way to irritate my friend. Somehow the conversation led to my visit to the toddy shop. I don't remember what exactly did she tease me.
Somewhere between the conversation, i mentioned that i was not like her, who visits pub regularly......I just wanted to annoy her.
Believe me -our conversation ended up with that sentence, and she haven't spoken even a word after that. At first i couldn't understand my fault....Later, during our compromise meeting, she told that many, like me, ve taken her for a drunkard.
I asked another friend abt PUB. It didn't sound like i was that much guilty.....

Even 2day, i don't know what happens inside a pub. So this incident will take me to one of Delhi's pub, and then i will decide whether to feel sorry or not.
Even 2day, the cold war exists between me and her. Like a white flag being held for a black meeting, plenty of sms rush out from my phone asking her to end the cold war.....No response....
Eachtime i ask her 4 a compromise talk, and each time she remain silent, i feel like the GUY who was thrown out of KFC......It often fills my mind with a question-What to talk & what not to talk?.....